Scrotim

Any person named Tim or Timothy who acts like a total ball sack.

"Hey check it out, here comes Tim."

"You mean Scrotim."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, guy's a total ball sack. I heard he dipped his marbles in the punchbowl at the Christmas party last year."
"Wow. What a douche."

by TomSellek'sMustache April 12, 2023

Scroticism

Synonym of “pussification”; pussy is strong (can take a beating), scrotums are weak (can not take a beating).

The scroticism (vs the pussification) of America has resulted in folks that think they deserve a job without submitting a resume (insert eye roll)

Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.

Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.

by JeMel13 May 25, 2023

United Scottish Socialist Republic

This is what left-wing Scottish people refer to as a utopic place that they one day hope to live in; this is the ideology of a Scottish state that makes all of it's citizens equal, economically and socially. It is also referred to as the USSR.

"one day I will wake up to a place where I don't feel judged nor discriminated, the United Scottish Socialist Republic."

by MonkeyTempleGang May 4, 2017

Best Scottish Team

Celtic 100% , rangers are just dirty bastards that have the most ugly stadium , celtic is the best and always have been

celtic is the Best Scottish Team

by helloojaskdaw April 19, 2021

The Scottish drink

Where u piss in ur mates beer and don’t tell him

Hahahaha Jared is about to have the Scottish drink
Lucky

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

pulled a scottie

when one person does or says something that prevents another from scoring with the other sex. Also known as a cockblock of massive magnitute

I was so in that girls pants until john pulled a scottie and told her i had herpes!!

by burnin phoenix November 9, 2008

Scottish Suprise

When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.

Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck

by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008