Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlop

The sound it makes when a sexy woman is vigorously sticking her fingers in and out of her wet vagina (aka masturbating).

My homegirl was so horny that I could hear schlop sounds through the wall last night. She must've been practicing her schlop schlop jutsu technique.

by SuhTangClan May 21, 2024

Schloppenheimer

When one receives the most finest head.

“She gave that bomb ass head, had to call her schloppenheimer”

by Bigdaddy3608 May 22, 2024

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

Schlampooped

getting absolutely and utterly destroyed by someone or something, whether in a match or game; no chance of recovery

Yeah no dude I got absolutely schlampooped first round in

by uzi puzi September 20, 2024

schlombadingerlingini

A penis which is so long it gets dragged across the ground when you walk and is too girthy to fit in your mouth.

That schlombadingerlingini could strangle me

by IncaMaca November 21, 2024