schlombadingerlingini

A penis which is so long it gets dragged across the ground when you walk and is too girthy to fit in your mouth.
That schlombadingerlingini could strangle me
by IncaMaca November 21, 2024
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A cock so small that an ant would laugh at it
That baby literally has a one-inch woman-banger, it is still bigger than that forgotten strand of spaghetti tho. U know that's a non-rizzariousessossoschlongobangerdingalinginarium
by IncaMaca November 21, 2024
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Schlong

You have a beautiful schlong
by IncaMaca November 21, 2024
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