Purple rain

The first ejaculation that a man experiences after having suffered through a case of blue balls.

I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

rain gutter

when a girl gets alot of cum in her mouth.

Ohh...Andy, you make me feel like im a rain gutter with all this cum in my mouth..yummm..andyyyy oh yeahhhh

by soadjaslkdamas November 9, 2007

piss rain

A weather condition characterized by heavy, drenching (usually warm) fog or mist, but few actual raindrops falling from the sky. Tends to make people more miserable than a true rainshower would.

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb, e.g.: "April in Boston equals day after day of piss rain," "They said it was supposed to be stormy, but it's just piss rain out there," or "I wish it would just go ahead and storm if it's going to; if it keeps on fucking piss rain like this I'm going to shoot someone."

by Capt. Spiro T. Webmaster March 28, 2008

raining blood

when having sex with a virgin you go really hard so she bleeds everywhere

Steven - What was it like
Ben - Oh, it was raining blood

by Harry Carter February 25, 2008

rain women

A rain women is a women who squirts or gushes when she cums (ejaculates).

You better bring an umbrela if you go home with her, I hear she's a rain women.

by Anthony F January 18, 2007

Rain Karma

The uncanny ability to "control" rain. When it's pouring outside but when you're about to leave, it stop, and then starts again when you're back inside. Much like Parking Karma but with rain

Whenever I go on an outdoor trip, I always bring Jim along. He has such good rain karma that we stay dry even if its raining cats and dogs

by karma itself June 15, 2009

Rectal Rain

The act of putting ones anus up to a strainer and then shooting diarrhea through the strainer to give the effect of rain. This maneuver is recommended to do upon the face of a prisoner, a sleeping child, or any other unexpected organism.

I made rectal rain all over my cat.

by j hound September 7, 2010