puddle of success

the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.

"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"

by westmann88 January 6, 2007

Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 2, 2010

twistin a puddle

Twisting a pipe full of ice or any other drug for a bigger hit.

I walked in on my boss twistin a puddle on her break.

by Big Ian January 14, 2008

Kentucky Mud Puddle

The basic concept of inserting water via enema or spray bottle into an anal facility the proceeding to penetrate the anus with a penis whilst the recipient squirts water out, creating a dirty water splash affectionately known as the Kentucky Mud Puddle.

Tina was down to clown, so I gave her a Kentucky Mud Puddle... No regrets but I do need all new bedding.

by Tommy2Straws April 5, 2017

taint puddle

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.

Dayummm! That nigga just left a taint puddle on my lap!

by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009

splashin the puddle

when u bust it on a girls stomach and then splash it with your dick

hey i know her, i splased the puddle all over the bitch one time

by johnny rocketship April 22, 2005

sun puddle

The reflection of the sun in puddle shapes that you see when looking out over a body of water on an overcast day and the sun is shinning through cloud openings onto the water in random spots.

As we drove past the lake I said to my friend Look at all those sun puddles.

by Tammy Marvel October 24, 2007