gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys 

A way to describe something that's really, really gay.

'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.

"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt

gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys by dree October 26, 2005

five-foot nine 

Core average height for men in the U.S. Considered ideal by many because they aren't typecast as "napoleon" like short guys are, nor are they expected to be aggressive like tall guys are "large man complex."

My boyfriend is five-foot nine, which is the ideal male height.

five-foot nine by W.C's own June 25, 2006

client number nine 

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

client number nine by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

Plan Nine from Outer Space 

The worst movie ever made. It's lack of good dialogue, props, and storyline make it so bad, it's good. It is one of the most entertaining pieces of cinematic stupidity ever made. There is an entire episode of Seinfeld about it.

That movie is funny, but it could never compare to Plan Nine from Outer Space.

Plan Nine from Outer Space by ambercutie654 September 19, 2005

Black nine 

A nine-millimeter pistol, a stereotypical gangster/mobster's gun.

"Yo, foo, those peeps comin wit black nines!"
"Yea, son, lets mob out of here"

Black nine by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

reverse cowgirl sixty nine 

A sex position in which the (female) recipient of oral sex sits on or squats over her partner's face while performing oral sex to the giver.

My girlfriend sucked on my cock as she pushed her wet pussy onto my tongue like it was a cock during our reverse cowgirl sixty nine session!

reverse cowgirl sixty nine by Deep Driver May 21, 2008

Mach Nine 

A term used to describe how fast you are driving when you are running well over the legal speed limit.

Mark and Todd were running Mach Nine on Highway 12 while they were wipping kittys and downing Coors light!

Mike and Bobby had to rip it up to Mach Nine to out run the County Mounty on the back way to the lake the other night to go drag racing!

Mach Nine by Freckman February 6, 2007