Moose Noose

A cock ring.

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Cologne Moose

Man who wears way too much cologne. Drenched in cologne.

Man you can smell that Cologne Moose from way over here.

by Cologne Moose January 23, 2013

Moose Goatee

(noun) When a female has extra long inner vagina lips that hang down.

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....

by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009

Moose-Licker

A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.

We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.

by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016

moose bag

A particularly ugly woman.

Look at that moose bag on the dance floor!

by wonky james September 18, 2017

moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps

Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef

by platinum cow May 26, 2019

moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.

Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.

by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015