A guy who does runs/ errands for people at vagrant prices ; or at no cost at all, just so he can "fit in".
by Saint Lucian August 12, 2019
A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
by ratface83 February 14, 2015
A game where whoever declares "Moose Rule" at any moment may hold up both their hands above their head as if they were moose antlers. once he has done this everyone at the party must must make moose antlers with both hands. Whoever is the last person to do so has to down there whole alcoholic drink.
I declare "Moose Rule"
by betawolf63 June 17, 2013
Look at that moose bag on the dance floor!
by wonky james September 18, 2017
by platinum cow May 26, 2019
We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.
by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016
Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....
by MooseGoatee February 01, 2009