monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 11, 2003

Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.

"We evolved from monkeys."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

funee monkee bhop

when u hit mad p with your hops

teammate: "you have some funee monkee bhops skills"
you: "thanks"
*you fail to bhop to banana and fucking die*

by silver elite master January 12, 2021

Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.

I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Monkeys

Hash, pot, spliff, draw.

Shit, I've lost my monkeys.

by Raketemensch September 3, 2003

crunk monkeys

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee

kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys

by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007

finger monkeys

What a two year old calls the marks on the surface of a CD or DVD that are made when they first learn how to load this technology into the player. These cheeky little sticky critters cause havoc with the music/film.

"Oh no! I've put finger monkeys on."

by dreamingwombat February 3, 2010