Madden

Always looks good. Even if you don't like him you'll love him eventually. He's funny but stupid a lot. He's probably gonna steal ya girl so you should watch out. He's overall a great guy.

"That's a cute funny guy, must be a madden!

by Papi Columbus November 19, 2017

maddener

A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.

"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"

"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."

"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."

"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."

by D H December 6, 2007

maidenhead oil

1) Linseed oil, used for treating the decorative wooden lady figurine on the bow of wood hulled sailing ships.

2) Slang term for female wetness, the slick moistened fluid from the vagina when girls get excited.

3) Pussy juice, incorrectly defined as "maiden oil".

I hooked up with a chick the other night and she was dry as a bone, not a dop a maidenhead oil to be found.

by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

Maddenbate

1. When you choose to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, despite having bros to play with. Chronic Maddenbators often feel slightly ashamed, confused and even gay - These side effects are normal.

2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.

3. The act of collecting coins.

Nicaragua: Hey dude, you wanna get a game of Madden going?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?

by Jorge Sandoval March 7, 2017

Mackenzie

A Mackenzie is a girl you don't want to let go. She is smart, talented, kind, and even though she may not believe it Mackenzie's are beautiful. They light up your life with excitement and make you smile all the time. Whenever you see her you know that it's going to be all right. They are very caring and love hugs, never let a Mackenzie you know go...they will change your life ☺🔥
Shout out to my friend Mackenzie! 🏒❤

Girl 1: "my life is miserable"
Girl 2: "GET YOURSELF A MACKENZIE! '

by Hockeyislife14 January 6, 2018

mackensey

MacKensey comes from a sweet Ireland name! They typical are very sexy and super outgoing. They give the best bed scenes and have you going crazy. Get mad and defensive easy, very sensitive, short tempered, but very loving when you get to know them!

MacKensey looks so hot today!

by Anonymousss3209 February 12, 2018

Mackenzie

Is a girl with blue eyes brown hair she will light up a room without even talking she denies that she is gorgeous but she dosent like to take complements.Any boy that is lucky to a Mackenzie she is always outgoing and loves to make you smile she will do everything to make sure your okay and don’t hate her she is shy around people that she dosent know and is crazy around her friends but if anybody messes with her friends family or boyfriend she’s gonna be a total bitch and if you lie to her than she’s gonna call you out and make sure everybody know that you can’t be trusted but Mackenzie knows to have information backing up what she says to make sure she dosent look like a dumbass saying it and if she tells you she loves you she really does mean it because she only says it the fewest people

Girl one:I wanna be Mackenzies friend but I hunk she hates me

Girl two:I’m her friend but she’s shy

by Hey you are nice1283 November 25, 2018