maddener 

A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.

"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"

"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."

"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."

"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."

maddener by D H December 6, 2007

Maddened 

verb; "to be maddened;" 1: term used when playing any Madden NFL title (on the All-Madden setting) where one is performing superbly only to be inexplicably overtaken in the final moments of the game, usually by a combination of physically impossible occurrences (see Madden Physics), inexplicable defensive lapses, or the sudden onset of superior skill in any mediocre opponent player; 2: to be absurdly dominated by an inferior opponent in any Madden NFL franchise; 3: Any of these definitions applied loosely to real-life occurrences

"Dude, I just got Maddened so hard."

"What happened?"

"I was up on Tampa Bay by 21 in the fourth and they fucking won the game! Michael fucking Pittman rushed for over 200 yards! And I'm the goddamn COLTS!"

or

"Dude, the Seahawks just got Maddened."

"What happened?"

"The ref just called a touchdown back for pass interference because the receiver 'pushed off.' Fucking bullshit. The way this is going they're in for a big-time Super Bowl Maddening."

or

"Dude, I was totally going to bang Melissa and I got Maddened, big time."

"What happened?"

"First of all, dinner conversation was great, she was totally digging my chili, leaning forward and giving me a view of the Wonder Twins, and we go out to a bar and this waiter spills a glass of red on her. THEN, suddenly she gets really sick after doing a tequila shot. THEN, she gets a call from her mom saying that her grandma died. She was totally ready to ranger up and keep drinking and then my ex-girlfriend shows up and says something about how I used to cheat on her. Madden just didn't want me to win tonight, man."

"I hear you, you got fucking Maddened big time."

Maddened by pirate_falcon September 21, 2007

Caline-maddened 

Forcible fart which causes asshole protrusion; An overall terrible Vagina smell; The noise that is made when asians have anal intercourse

1. Damn bro i just blasted in my pants so hard i think i just Caline-maddened myself

2. God what is that terrible noise and smell? Its almost like there was a group of asians getting caline-maddened

Caline-maddened by Mr.Stinkfinger March 20, 2011

madlener 

The sexiest man alive, a soulmate, the man who is pure in the heart. The perfect combination of nerdy and hot. The man who you marry, have babies with, and love for the rest of your life because he makes life better. The kind of man you rewrite the stars with.

You look at him like he’s the only man in the entire universe.

- That’s because he’s a Madlener, he’s the only one who matters in my universe.

madlener by Mrs. Madlener August 3, 2018

maddenesque 

Having a likeness to John Madden, or stating the obvious.

Having a hard-on for Brett Favre is very maddenesque. Or saying "You can't expect to do much damage to the other boxer if you don't hit him" while announcing a boxing match is also maddenesque.

maddenesque by Adam The Black September 18, 2008