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Linkin park.

A band that are undoubtedly superb. They are not a band that whines about their parents etc etc. If these fuckers above actually listened to their music they would understand that they are not just crying about their parents. The people above who are critisizing them should actually experience what they are critisizing before they judge it.
Example of person who has not listened to Linkin Park: milkshake
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licking the seam 

When one naked male lies flat on his back, with his legs folded against his chest so that his feet are situated behind his head, and has his partner lick the seam that runs down the centerline between his anus and testicular region.
"Christian was licking the seam of Raj up and down to the beat of Toxic by Britney Spears last night, while Cristian masturbated in the corner."
licking the seam by Darren McLean February 2, 2007

Linkin Park 

A kickass band from Agoura Hills, California. The only GOOD band that can combine rap and rock together. And despite their song Breaking The Habit, the band is NOT emo. Some good Linkin Park songs are Numb, Faint, From The Inside, What I've Done, In The End, Crawling, Somewhere I Belong, Paper Cut, Given Up, One Step Closer, Hit The Floor, Nobodys Listening, and many more. Anyone who says that they suck can lick a shit-stained taint.
Idiot: Linkin Park sucks!
Me: Go lick some balls. Linkin Park kicks ass.
Idiot: Oh yeah, well the main singer has a whiny, crybaby voice.
Me: Shut the fuck up. You can tell me that Linkin Park sucks when YOU can sing like Chester Bennington!
*Beats the living shit out of Idiot*
Linkin Park by Death Shredder July 28, 2007

cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul 

A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.
We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!

Linkin park 

An amazing band that is often the victim of moronic hate because they're popular.

Despite the fact that they're a very talented band, 13 year old prepubescent boys who call themselves hardcore can't like them because they've been on TRL.
Prepubescent boy 1 (4:21: hai kenny, im watchin mtv (cuz i had nothin better to do) and linkin park is on!! -covers ears-

Kenny (4:21): Hey, I think that they're pretty good.

Prepubescent boy 2 (4:22): EW WTF U LIKE LINKIN PARK??!!?! THERE TERRIBLE!!!!!!

Kenny (4:22): Um, what makes them terrible?

Prepubescent boy 1 (4:24): ...uh DUHH

Prepubescent boy 2 (4:26): there mainstream

Prepubescent boy 1 (4:27): yah!. neway gotta go headbang to slipknot. peace

Kenny (4:27): o__o'
Linkin park by lmao no December 14, 2008

Linkin Park 

Linkin Park is a rock band from Agoura Hills, California. Since their formation in 1996, the band has sold more than fifty million albums and won two Grammys.With their debut album, Hybrid Theory, they achieved mainstream success; the album was certified Diamond by the RIAA in 2005.Their following studio album, Meteora, continued the band's success, topping the Billboard 200’s album charts in 2003, and was followed by extensive touring and charity work around the world.
"Hey You Hear Linkin park's new album?"
"YEAH! THEY ROCK!"
"yeah i know man"
"Amg Leik LINKINPARK ROX MAH SOX"
Linkin Park by Crazay January 2, 2008

butt licking 

The act of licking ones anus. Also Anilingus.
-Hey Derp, I have been butt licking that fine ass bitch since yesterday.

-Good for you. Hope you wash your teeth after you do that shit....
butt licking by galantjunior December 29, 2015