stink knees

A condition one suffers for being on the receiving end in a glory hole with a very dirty floor.

Hopefully you were compensated well for your services at the hole last night so you can correct your stink knees.

by rkellystayswarm December 17, 2013

Netflix Knees

Knee pain after being curled in a ball during an intense Netflix series

Jessica: *on the couch after an intense Netflix series* let me extend my legs, my knees hurt
Brian: you must have Netflix knees *laughs*

by TroyJS June 16, 2016

Dry knees

Someone who doesn't get sex.

John had dry knees since 7th grade

by Blacklipbastard August 21, 2017

slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 April 20, 2018

saggy knees

the moment when you look down at your pants and they sag around your knees.

Coleton: shit I've gotta change my pants I've got saggy knees.

by Terrence H of Cumberlandia January 23, 2018

horse knees

When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.

Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!

by ColonelDickChee February 9, 2018

nice knees

when a guy with inverted balls tries complimenting a girl

guy with inverted balls: you have nice knees
attacked girl: swear??? *blushes*

by ArmouredSocks May 6, 2018