Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

Glob

Internal Ejaculation. The act of blowing your load with no condom while the penis is inside the vagina leaving a gooey mess.

Guy#1: Hey, did you use a condom with Sarah last night man?
Guy#2: No i globbed in her!
Guy#1: ....nice!

by Smalley-Mo August 11, 2010

Globbermonster

A large person who is very tall, and very overweight, and lies alot

Terb is a globbermonster because he is huge.

by el poopino October 14, 2003

globber

A person who leaves toothpaste globs in the bathroom sink, on the bathroom towels and even gets a glob on the shower curtain every once in a while.

I have to wash the bathroom sink frequently because my boyfriend is a globber.

by Amy April 10, 2003

Golden globes

Very big brown protruding breasts

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Mariahs breasts?
Guy 2: Man those are more than breasts, those are some golden globes she has!

by Mayor lele January 19, 2010

Global Positioning System

A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.

While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.

The Global Positioning System has rendered my DeLorme map obsolete!

by The Original Kirbert July 31, 2013

global chunky butt

When a boy has a large, round badonk. Usually found in khakis a size too small. Other symptoms include threadbare moccasins, an American eagle polo, and a lanyard hanging out of the back pocket.

Carol: Have you seen Greg's global chunky butt?
Louise: Yeah! Way better than Jerry's string bean man behind!

by Chunkybuttcarrol November 30, 2016