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gloub

Pronounced "Glooob"

Endless gob's of hot sperm jetting on to a recipients face, leaving a white pastey streak from chin to brow.

Also, the phonetic sound jizz would make as it leaves the bell-piece (amplified many times).
Shit man,you've gloub'd in my eye!
yes,yes!,yes!! Aah my nut!!!! gloub....splat.
by PJP October 1, 2006
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Glob dang it, Danny!

Reaction to a certain ghost's mischief, usually Danny.
Who took my keys? Glob dang it, Danny!
by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
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Harlem Globetrotters

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.
My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Gelatine Globes

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over
by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021
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Global Assault Yeet Squad

The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.
Example 1:

BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!

BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.
by nigger69420 November 28, 2019
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4th gen global visual king

the one. The only, Jake sim of enhypen.

Jake's visuals are so unreal it's evident that many were attracted to him even before his debut. The first impression of people who met him k-engenes and i-engenes said he was very unreal, Enhypen 1st imp members said he was very handsome. MC from various shows always said that he was handsome. So it's been proven that he deserves the nickname 4th gen global visual. Everyone was whipped by the visuals of Jake Sim from enhypen.
by Taureanpril July 23, 2021
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Global South

A load of drivel dreamt up and defined by well-meaning, but politically and geographically illiterate morons who hate the West. The fact that the so-called Global South includes the People's Republic of China, which has the second largest economy in the world, illustrates the stupidity and vacuousness of such a concept.
The USA, the UK and the EU are considered part of the Global North and the People's Republic of China is considered part of the Global South.
by Minderbinder October 7, 2023
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