6 definitions by Evull-E

winkie pie

1. A woman's asshole. Especially when you bout' to fuck her in da ass.

I hit dat winkie pie and my love jones blew up.

by Evull-E November 2, 2004

thoat

Perfect place for me to bust a nut.

Hey, bitch, bring yo'thoat over here, I'm bout to bust a nut.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

lisa raye

Fine super-dyme who starred in the movie "Players Club." She has also been featured in the pennultimate journal of fine black ass called "Black Men's" magazine. Sadly she usually has some clothes on.

I wish Lisa Raye was a lose-ass-heffa so I could choke her with my love jones and spurt a 40 in her goodies.

by Evull-E November 5, 2004

love jones

A penis at full attention.

Put the love jones in your mouth so I can feed you some of this coconut milk. Beeoch.

by Evull-E November 2, 2004

Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

sexie chocolate

1. Funny-ass chick from da Chi (Don't say "Chi-town"... People here never say "Chi-Town." well, not da cool ones.) who be writing definitions at Urban dictionary.com. You know, words like LOOSE-ASS HEFFA and maxwell street polish and wine head and in heat Dammm. Dats a funny bitch. 2.Band name for the Rick James look-alike played by Eddie murphy in Coming to America. (Or was that <i>Sexual Chocolate</i>? Whatever. 3. A girl who tases real good. (I just made that up cuz I bet she tastes good.like sexual chocolate. )

1. Sexie chocolate had me rollin wit' her mad wacky definitions.

2. Sexie chocolate played and made me scream, "Damn That boy can sang!"

3. I hope I can get a tase of that sexie chocolate. I got a maxwell street polish ready to split that bizzie shit wide open.

by Evull-E November 2, 2004