Goals

Freddie and allie

Omg they are such goals

by The real hitta killa May 23, 2018

tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Relationship Goals

Cultivating an authentic and vibrant relationship that is enviable

I'm stepping up my relationship goals this year!

by M&FOG February 1, 2019

Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024

goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies who go to exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “David was a real goal angel last night. He had 13 saves!”

by AkiraSJW7 November 9, 2020

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well

"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."

by potato.goals October 15, 2015