Spursy Goal

A weird/lucky goal

That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off

by CcDragz December 23, 2023

Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies who go to exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “David was a real goal angel last night. He had 13 saves!”

by AkiraSJW7 November 09, 2020

goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.

"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"

by Alice13193 March 12, 2014

Goal yehiawy

To score a sweaty goal in a console soccer game as a result of an inability to score properly.

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by thechinshunguy January 23, 2021

dick goal

A woman' junk; vaginal; pussy

" Look at that' dick goal I'm totally shooting at that tonight."

by jjthekid June 24, 2014

dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 24, 2014