fecently

A way to impart to others that someone, including yourself, has recently taken a crap in any given bathroom. This can be used as a friendly warning.

"The bathroom's down the hall, to your left. I'd be careful though, Joe was in there fecently. You may want to wait a few minutes."

by PizzlefoShizzle May 26, 2006

faced out

To be completely destroyed, most commonly associated with drug use.

"Hey man you want another tab?"
"No way, I'm already completely faced out"

by Dropp March 5, 2008

fececious

Similar to "facetious" and used for something untrue meant to be funny or misleading, with a sense of teasing or being playful, but having the root word of "feces" (excrement, waste, good old #2) used when the intent is to tease in a really shitty, mean way.

"I'm sorry honey, I was being fececious when I said I wanted to go to bed with that other guy."

by timoshi August 27, 2012

slaughter-faced jackson

A synonym for being intoxicated, shit-faced, drunk, and etc.

A drinker's version for Uncle Sam, "he wants YOU to drink"

Swear to god I'm getting slaughter-faced jackson tonight.

I am going to have a meeting with slaughter-faced jackson at the party.

by Swear2God! April 23, 2008

Four-faced

tfw you have a lot of different emotions in a day

Damn today im felling four-faced today

by OmmokBicChips July 5, 2016

shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.

shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"

by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017

Shit faced

Drunk off your ass, can't walk, can't talk, or passed out

Shawn is so shit faced he can't even speak english.

by Brasher May 8, 2008