Philly facial

When blowing two or more brothers at the same time and they all dump a load on your face.

When Drew went to the phi delta delta fraternity house they gave him a Philly Facial.

by Brometheus Bear April 6, 2016

buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.

After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!

by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017

sucky facials

A blow job

Tell dat bitch gimme sucky facials

by Therealestwordz January 21, 2018

Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018

Tropical facial

Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it

Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial

by Chamber Pot March 14, 2019

Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.

“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night

by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019

Jacob Faraldo

Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.

Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?

by SCV REPORTS May 11, 2019