The point of inebriation at which a person sustains life threatening injuries which are discovered the morning after they are sustained and which the recipient of the injuries cannot recall the circumstances under which the injuries were sustained.
Friend 1: "Dude what happened to your leg?"
Friend who got dylaned: "I dunno man, I was so dylaned last night, I think I cut it climbing over a fence on the walk home"
Friend 1: "Dude, I drove you home"
Friend who got dylaned: "Oh, shit"
Friend who got dylaned: "I dunno man, I was so dylaned last night, I think I cut it climbing over a fence on the walk home"
Friend 1: "Dude, I drove you home"
Friend who got dylaned: "Oh, shit"
by double deuce July 24, 2006
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Very beautiful and sexual, yet kindhearted and loving. She is good in bed and knows how to play it rough. She will always want to please that one lover and she is very devoted and committed. She doesnt fall in love easily. If she falls for you, then youre lucky. she is a keeper.
If a boy:
A stud but sometimes a jerk. Very flirty and outgoing. He is a "do it my way or the highway" kind of guy. Definitely will do a one-night stand, without question. Very charming but beware of his girl craziness.
Very beautiful and sexual, yet kindhearted and loving. She is good in bed and knows how to play it rough. She will always want to please that one lover and she is very devoted and committed. She doesnt fall in love easily. If she falls for you, then youre lucky. she is a keeper.
If a boy:
A stud but sometimes a jerk. Very flirty and outgoing. He is a "do it my way or the highway" kind of guy. Definitely will do a one-night stand, without question. Very charming but beware of his girl craziness.
Example 1: "Man that girl Dylan is the best girlfriend in the world."
Example 2: "WOW! That guy Dylan is such a flirt but he is SO sexy!"
Example 2: "WOW! That guy Dylan is such a flirt but he is SO sexy!"
by Dylan Baby February 18, 2009
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by Dylan Hess June 27, 2006
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Get the Dylan mug.A person who claims to be a fan of Folk Legend Bob Dylan, but in actuality they know and like a few songs and are quite unaware of the real genius that is Dylan. They also use this love and faux knowledge of Bob Dylan to seem cool and hip in certain settings.
How a Pretentious Dylan Lover came to like Bob Dylan can be explained in a number of ways. A boy they liked could have played a Dylan song on the guitar, or they could have seen Watchmen. What ever the reason they have normally only been aware of Dylan for a few weeks and want every one to know that they know and like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan!
A Pretentious Dylan Lover will be excited about a new Bob Dylan album, or tour, where as everyone else knows there is nothing to be excited about. A Bob Dylan song could come on the radio and a Pretentious Dylan Lover would be unaware that the song is by Bob Dylan- that is how most Pretentious Dylan Lover are in fact found out.
How a Pretentious Dylan Lover came to like Bob Dylan can be explained in a number of ways. A boy they liked could have played a Dylan song on the guitar, or they could have seen Watchmen. What ever the reason they have normally only been aware of Dylan for a few weeks and want every one to know that they know and like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan!
A Pretentious Dylan Lover will be excited about a new Bob Dylan album, or tour, where as everyone else knows there is nothing to be excited about. A Bob Dylan song could come on the radio and a Pretentious Dylan Lover would be unaware that the song is by Bob Dylan- that is how most Pretentious Dylan Lover are in fact found out.
by DJ Bojangles September 20, 2009
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by meowkat22alex October 16, 2008
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