Dumptruck Daddy

A man with large glutes, hamstrings and quads that he acquired throughout years of heavy squats and deadlifts.

There goes Michael again on the squat rack, no wonder he is such a Dumptruck Daddy.

by Ronswanjon July 1, 2022

mayonaise dumptruck

A massive load of jizz.

What Dustin G put's on Evan M's chin every morning.

Hey Nate you should of seen the Mayonaise dumptruck I dumped on Dustin's chin last night. It was glorious.

by Apollo Rocket July 15, 2009

Squid Dumpster

A gay man who enjoys having multiple dicks in their butt hole. The back of the gay man then looks like a squid.

That guy gets off to being a Squid Dumpster.

by Dr. Professor Magnum PI, PHD December 19, 2010

Slump dumpster

When you bust your slump by getting with a girl who is a cum dumpster

That girl was a total slump dumpster. I had to take two showers afterwards but man did I miss having sex.

by Ruckus47408 July 13, 2015

Dirty dumptruck

Usually performed near the end of sex, the dirty dumptruck is when the women is lying on her front and just before ejaculation you take a shit on your girls back (hence the name 'dumptruck') and the girl will turn around to see what is on her back then you spunk in her eyeball

"Why did your girl leave you"

"I gave her a dirty dumptruck"

by Whatismylife43 April 13, 2017

Cum-Dumpster

A Cum-Dumpster is a man who cums more than a normal. For example he would actually fill anyone up, even if he wore a condom. It would not be a good idea for someone to give a man like this a blow job because they would have to get their stomach pumped.

My sister almost died after sucking off her Cum-Dumpster boyfriend.

by Suck a very large dick January 22, 2018

Kirbonic Dumptruck

A large rear end, usually belonging to the popular music artist Lizzo.

Damn son! Look at that kirbonic dumptruck

by Big_Man_Rose January 13, 2021