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chris DINOSAUR 

P: Dinoaurrrr grrrrrrrr
C: ( SLAMS TABLE)
Chris Dinosaur is a very bad darius and lost to a 1st time darius (kam.14)
chris DINOSAUR by CUMMY GUY March 12, 2021

hide the dinosaur 

As a male-to-female pre-op Transgender person, to conceal your penis while in a situation in which it would normally be visible, ie: in a swimsuit.
Before her operation, do you think Caitlyn Jenner had to hide the dinosaur?
hide the dinosaur by CapnNigel September 23, 2015

walk the dinosaur 

to go out in public without any boxers/briefs underneath your clothes so your junk is bouncing around for all to see
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger walk the dinosaur on TMZ.
walk the dinosaur by kristenssn December 28, 2008

lazarous the dinosaur king 

the king of all dinosaurs he shits fire and rules all of dinoland, his hobbies include;solving puzzles,eating children, and recking havok in tokyo, he loves to wooping godzillas big green arse. he then later turns into lazarous the dino slayer.
"whoa is that a pineapple no thats me, wait who are you, oh man im on my own, theres that pineapple again.......LAZAROUS THE DINOSAUR KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Slide down the dinosaur 

When a woman wants to have intimate relations with an older man, especially when that man is a cuckolded husband or otherwise less-than-capable partner. Also could be an old, trusty dildo that's well-used.
She was bored with her household chores, so instead chose to slide down the dinosaur.

blueberry dinosaur 

a sexual move in which the female is on top of the male and then pulls out suddenly. The male will be suprised and when this is happening, the woman hops around all over the man, randomly deposits feces on him, then rawrs and escapes.
Timothy said,"She and I were getting it on and then she gave me a blueberry dinosaur!"