turtleneck dinosaur

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.
I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.
by weenurrs October 26, 2014
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Crotch Yoga

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.
Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!
by weenurrs July 30, 2016
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