Definitions by weenurrs

Crotch Yoga 

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.

Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!

Crotch Yoga by weenurrs July 30, 2016

turtleneck dinosaur 

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.

I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.

turtleneck dinosaur by weenurrs October 25, 2014