dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.
by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011
Get the deuce pickle mug.The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.
"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."
by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011
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When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce
by Icouldntthinkofaname123 July 19, 2012
Get the Egyptian deuce mug.Magic Mike said "I'm gettin a beer", Bubba quickly replied "deuce'em up", cause he too wanted a ice cold bud heavy.
by dimebagbubba October 12, 2012
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A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.
A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.
by Just Reuben September 4, 2013
Get the shalom deuce mug.Most workplaces require employees to wear an ID badge with their name and picture on it. Many times these badges are clipped to one's waistband or pocket. When visiting a rest room stall and lowering one's pants, the ID badge can hang below the stall divider, where the next person can see it; thereby informing that person precisely which of their coworkers is dropping a deuce next to them. I.Deuce. badges really up the awkward factor in a rest room setting, especially when the badgeholder is a high-up executive, or worse, a flatulent overeater.
Was just taking a dump on the third floor and saw Fat Al's I.Deuce. badge in the stall next to me. I cut my visit short and ran out of there before the fireworks started.
by HArse February 23, 2014
Get the I.Deuce. Badge mug.Low Duece- when you and a friend are hitting a girl from both sides, and your scrotums bang together, making the situation awkward for everyone.
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