Real Deal

A true blow job. Her (or his, depending on what you're into) mouth on the shaft, hand cupping the sack, and thumb up the ass. The Real Deal.

Max: "Yo did you get your dick sucked last night?"

Andrew: "Hey man listen, I got better than that...I got the REAL DEAL."

by rob rob6969 March 7, 2009

shitty deal

a girl gives you a blowjob when you are taking a mean steamer, she often passes out from the smell in which time you blow the load all over her unconscience face.

my chick gave me the best shitty deal last night, right after dinner. It was awesome, i felt totally enlightened.

by mCcloud April 10, 2008

seal the deal

When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).

Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.

by Alexander0000 October 28, 2008

That's the good deal

1) When things gracefully fall into place.

Johnny: Did you see that skeezy ho last night at the party?

Billy: Ya dude, that bitch let me shit on her chest!

Johnny: That's the good deal.

by green duck butter November 22, 2016

deal activator

an annoying term used by telemarketers to get a call through the receptionist, typically in the automotive industry

hi, this is Tyler with deal activator, is Jim available?

by urbdict-definer May 31, 2017

The meal deal

If someone says the meal deal to you or shouts it just know that person is talking about a supreme human that will run you down if you chat to him and buys reduced sandwhiches in its meal deal

Man: THE MEAL DEAL
MAN 2: OHHH YEEE THE MEAL DEAL
Girl: what’s the meal deal

Both men: do not speak of his name...

by Allnoer October 19, 2019

we're not deal

means we're not deal(ing with it).

or we're not cool or kosher with it.

Your female FWB blurts out that she loves you during sex and then sheepishly looks away says nothing after. You look at her knowing that "we're not deal".

by gundog October 7, 2013