Crampstamp

The act of inflicting pain to a point of creating an extremely noticeable mark on the point of impact.

Bruh, He hit me so hard I got a massive Crampstamp.

by TableFluid February 27, 2020

Crapson Pollock

When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.

My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.

by Mom humor July 5, 2020

Cramps

Something that happens when a woman or female is bleeding through their private area and has TONS of cramps,and they say women are weak.

Female 1:FUCK MY PERIOD STARTED.
Female 2:THE CRAMPS-

by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020

Crandshal

How did you type that on accident like it's not a word come on

Why did you just type Crandshal into the search engine

by Haha I'm gay October 22, 2020

Crapspank

When you Crap so hard it Spanks the bottom of the toilet bowl. It can sometimes make a thud in the water like a person doing a canon ball in a swing pool.

Man I just Crapspanked that toilet so hard it left permanent skid marks on the bowl!

by TDIGBY November 3, 2020

cranpop

When some takes a finger an puts it In your ass creating the experience known as a “cranpop”

“Sup bbg let me cranpop you “

by Jsephzniga February 11, 2021

Crampsie

The coolest person to ever walk the face of the earth. Renowned for his massive cock and ability to seduce any and all woman.

"omg is that Crampsie??? I'm getting hard."

by definitely not Crampsie November 21, 2021