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Joe Brandon

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.
Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.
by Evan Lang December 22, 2021
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Brandoned

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'
"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
by Wh88 November 22, 2009
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Brandolyn

Unique, independent, strong woman; a true beauty (inside and out.
Guy 1: Man, I believe I'm in love. I have met the perfect lady.

Guy 2: 😞Man, I messed up bad....you must've found Brandolyn. She's the best.
by Chunky bump December 20, 2016
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Brandon's garage

The coldest place known to man, all the boys slay pussy in the cavities and sometimes you get an eggy cunt who is a pussy trying to fight you. After being in the garage for a while somebody punches a pregnant woman and dies
Salty cunt: you going to Brandon's garage next week
Spik: no I don't wanna die cause I'm a pussy
by Real niggah 123 March 22, 2017
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Brandon

Sooo hot , you could call daddy

When you see him walking down the streets you know it's Brandon with the hot voice you hear
"That's so Brandon "
by Katiexx12345678 March 30, 2017
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Brandon Flowers

The lead singer and pianist of The Killers. Also the hottest man alive and a musical genius. He was born on June 21 1981. He was born in las vegas moved to Utah when he was 8 moved back to vegas his junior year of high school and now has moved back to Utah. He is mormon and has 4 sisters and 1 brother while he is the youngest. He loves humus and his teeth are fake because when he had braces as a teenager when they took them off pieces of his teeth came with them so they put fake ones in that has become his amazing pearly white smile. He has a wife and 3 boys. Also did I mention that he is the hottest man ever and he has the most beautiful voice ever and he is really hot i mean REEEEAAAALLLLY HOT. Also really cut and adorable and shy. He also has big and really AMAZING biceps.
I love Brandon Flowers. I will meet Brandon Flowers one day and then i will die because the excitement and Brandon Flowers amazing voice, looks, biceps, and personality will be to strong for me so I will just die.
by I Love Brandon Flowers November 13, 2017
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Brandon

One of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet. He’ll always be there for you. He’s very funny and helps you when time gets tough.
Brandon is one awesome guy
by Weirdkid011707 June 17, 2018
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