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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
mugGet the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug.

People born on a thursday

People born on a thursday means that the person born on a thursday is 100% gay.
eg.:
p1: hi, im born on a thursday.
p2: gay
by seeeeecy March 11, 2024
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born privilege

born privilege is the societal privilege that benefits born people over non-born people in some societies, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstance.
Oh look, there are protestors using their born privilege to promote abortion.
by notyetborn October 31, 2022
mugGet the born privilegemug.

Born Again Single

When one dumps or gets dumped and is "reborn" into the single life and meeting new people. almost like a reincarnation when part of your soul dies and your confused as fuck in your new life.
guy #1: "why is Zac goin so hard in the pain over there with that chick?"

guy #2: "hey man give him a break hes a born again single"
by cfrochristaylor September 19, 2011
mugGet the Born Again Singlemug.

Born on 3rd

To be born very wealthy or within a family of power

Referenced in Pearl Jam song “Bushleaguer”
He may have done some hard work but he was born on 3rd.
by Brookspmu10 May 2, 2025
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