Toggle The Beam

1) The act of toggling the beam on the game, Flock!

or

2) The act of casual masturbation

1) Make sure to toggle the beam when you are herding the sheep to the motherflocker!!

2) Nick: Hey brodeo, what did you do this weekend?

Robert: Well I played baseball for the most part, and afterwards I didn't feel like hanging out with people. So I just sat at home and toggled the beam for a bit.

by peacey_p October 9, 2009

Firing the Meme Beam

Firing the meme beam is when someone is polluting the internet with an unreasonable amount of memes.

Colby keeps going on the internet and firing the meme beam, I had to unfriend him on Facebook, I can't imagine what damage he has managed to do to reddit and 4chan.

I'm gonna get baked and then go online and practice firing the meme beam.

by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin February 2, 2015

Jamaican high beams

When you put on a headlight and put your whole head up your buddys anus.

Rhemy and I practiced some Jamaican high beams last night!

by Mikehunt4469 February 11, 2021

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

That "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is a conspiracy theory based on 9/11. The name gives it away but it basically means the planes did not singlehandledly bring the towers down but someone had made them vulnerable on beforehand. There's also a conspiracy theory based on the twin towers not being built with steel beams in order to save money. "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is often associated with George Bush since he was the USA president at the time.

Brandon: 9/11 was such a tragic
Robert: It wasn't an incident, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams!

by r/me_irl October 25, 2017

Blame It On The Bed

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.

Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.

by aaron_768 February 10, 2007

blame hound

a third party who cops the blame for anothers indescretion.

I droped the worst fart the other day and used my baby son as my blame hound.

by Golden Leper July 3, 2003

Blam Club

An organization related to Newgrounds whose primary function is the deletion (or blaming) of Flash movies from its submission portal.

The Blam Club deleted my flash movie!

by Falconrath December 29, 2003