Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
2 of them are about to cum from behind me
by 832-846-6822 May 13, 2023
Something that is present or happening that you are aware of but that you can't (or choose not) to touch or be involved with.
I told the homeowner that her leaky faucet was behind the glass as a carpetenter. She should call a plumber.
by April1865 April 12, 2023
When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 28, 2023
"The customers behind George" is an expression used to describe something that sucks, is boring and/or ruins your day.
This math class is like the customers behind George!
by EpicBrainKing June 07, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.> I Will Smack Back Behind Any One Individual Whomever Everybody Psychosomatically Sense Across Through TIme ANd Space With My Resolutions TOwards Dimensions Of Metallurgy<.7.9.7.6.>
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 02, 2025
Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025