bear grylls

The term bear grylls is used in situations that you have to 'go wild' or find a new crazy way to do somthing. And/or in times of need when you need to innovate and use somthing that would be classed as last resort, or survival.

Anthony: Shit, what the fuck! this pre-prepared pinapple and coconut fruit pot didn't come with a spoon!

Phillip: Maaate! that's terrible, just fucking bear grylls it!

bear grylls by oSPAINo January 13, 2010

Bear Jew 

A Jew who beats Nazi asses to death with a baseball bat. Wears a wife beater and slacks.

1. Oh mine god!
2. What? What is it!?
3. It's ze Bear Jew!

Bear Jew by PersonalDedicationtoHer April 7, 2010

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear 

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear by David Kinglord November 21, 2006

bear bait 

n. a vehicle (or vehicles) exceeding the speed limit in the hammer lane, typically after a trucker has moved out of that vehicle's way. The expectation is that smokey bears will go after the vehicle moving fastest, thus keeping them occupied with a customer when you go by. Sometimes truckers try to create this situation on purpose by blocking all the lanes of traffic for a period of time to make people behind them mad enough to speed. see cop cleaner

The truckers were going four-wide on the highway for 10 miles, until the one in the hammer lane swapped lanes, and then the bear bait was released.

bear bait by fizzle October 10, 2005

bear trap 

A sexual act in which a male double fish hooks a female's butt hole, and while spreading it open to the maximum gape, the man lowers one testicle into the cavernous sphincter. When the testicle is in place, release the hooks and the sphincter clamps down onto the sack like a bear trap.

In order to reach climax, I utilized the bear trap technique with my girlfriend.

bear trap by ben187 May 5, 2005

bear ass 

an extremely hairy butt

Look at Josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass.

bear ass by BarnManagement April 19, 2005

Bear Trap 

Taking a beer bottle cap, slightly bending it like a taco then position it in your hand between your thumb and pointer finger. Wait for an unsuspecting victim to walk by and without warning, pinch the cap the rest of the way closed on the victims nipple while screaming " Watch out for that Bear Trap!"

tittie twister

Sam: Why is Clint crying so hard?

Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom

Sam: Looks crutial !

Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...

Bear Trap by Jerm2 November 21, 2010