Amber Alert

When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex

Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out.

Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.

Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?

by JayJayRon April 27, 2022

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Abeer

Literally the definition of beautiful

She is so Abeer

by dtown2002 January 19, 2023

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To Amber

To defecate, poop or shit.

May be used with other words to specify the target of named action.

My dog ambered the bed this morning.
If I don't find a bathroom right now I am going to amber myself.

by Call Me Sausage May 4, 2022

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ambergris

A yellow, gray, or black waxy material formed in the intestines of sperm whales that consists of a mixture of steroid derivatives. It is often found floating at sea or washed ashore, has a pleasant odor, and is added to perfumes as a fixative to slow down the rate of evaporation.

An extreamly high complement for a Babe. "Babe you are sweet, so ambergris" (just don't tell her where it comes from)

by Rizod December 21, 2006

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Amberita

Amberita is the most beautiful girl in the world. She's gorgeous, sweet, kind, funny, caring, intelligent. Amberita is also artistically gifted. No one can compare to an Amberita. Without a doubt, she's amazing -- never let her go. It'll be the biggest mistake you've ever made. Listen to the dictionary, it knows what it's talking about^.^

I love my Amberita.

by DarkestLightxx April 13, 2013

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