short bus window licker

Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.

I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.

by skid mark vz September 27, 2007

Windroid

Sweet Windows Phone 7 Series device which makes fun of all the competition.

A Windroid is a Windows Phone 7 Series device such as the Zune Phone.

by DoubleDutch89 February 15, 2010

Window Shaker

Slang for the old Window mount AC units that vibrated and were loud.

That Window Shaker is barely keep me from sweating to death in this old apartment.

by mccarthy79 July 8, 2010

Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.

Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006

Windows ME

See shit. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.

lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
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Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?

by ExKay August 9, 2003

Windows 7 Party

Suburban sex party for software fetishists. Microsoft supplies a number of videos on "activities" that can be done at these parties.

"You went to a Windows 7 party? I never knew you were into launching."

by nabalzbhf September 29, 2009

Windows Me

The old Windows Vista

I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.

by ShakeSicle April 20, 2009