Ninth Wind

Southern slang for a wet fart. Typically demonstrated by anyone named Arthur or Tiffany.

Tiffany: *farts*
Person 2: oh God, that's a fucking ninth wind! My eyes! God my eyes!

by JKSedrow August 1, 2016

free as the wind

That state of having no obligations or able to chose you own work schedule.

My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.

by Batrice BBB January 3, 2021

Wolf Winds

Winds that are blowing very strong and make whistling, howling, and growling noises.

Did you hear the Wolf Winds today?
The Wolf Winds are my constant companions.

by Cyn6369 November 24, 2021

cough-wind

The unflattering and temperate breath one can feel on their skin, as a result of a nearby persons cough.

Well mannered person: Eugh, all I could feel on the tram was that guys cough-wind on my neck.

by P shooter November 22, 2013

wind waves

A type of transverse wave that is especially windy.

Yo man, I got sauced up by the wind waves init.

by vape buckets November 19, 2019

Wang in the wind

Adverb: it means to sit there just being useless

“Oh he’s just sitting there with his wang in the wind”

by The shitswizler69 December 12, 2021

menstrual winds

a fart or series of farts during your period often having an aroma different from your normal farts. Sometimes the smell is metallic or extra eggy.

Wow, those menstrual winds sure are potent today.

by octoberblack September 7, 2020