Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!
Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009
by Illegal_Mexican June 06, 2023
Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!
by Timmmaaay October 13, 2010
An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.
"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."
by myykuul January 07, 2010
When playing guitar hero for an obsessive amount of time and looking down to find out that your carpet is moving like quicksand
Bob: Wooow dude, I am totally tripping right now! The carpet is moving!!
Gary: You idiot!! You totally are experiencing Guitar Hero Vision!
Gary: You idiot!! You totally are experiencing Guitar Hero Vision!
by Michael Mo. February 17, 2008
Fake high definition. When an hd channel takes a non hd show and stretches it to fit a full hd screen.
by Iced 40 October 17, 2008
by Kevon Tilghman December 07, 2019