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San Jose steam roller

The action of shitting on your partners chest and rubbing it down her chest with your balls. Your choice to cum down the steamroll.
Hey babe, do you want San Jose steam roller?
by ICEBREAKERTIM August 13, 2022
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running on sails and steam

That guy standing in the corner near the bar stools must be running on sails and steam. He's talking to the ladies, but I notice he raises his eyebrows every time those Italian guys walk by.
by pentozali September 14, 2012
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Steam

A program designed by VALVe to make more money out of their games, and convenience gamers by auto updating games, and adding a friends/im system. This makes them more money because they dont have to pay the publisher as much money so instead of getting 15 bucks a copy after all the publishing fees, they get about 40. It was released over one and a half years ago with many bugs, those bugs were fixed, but people still blame steam on their crappy comp
steam is much better, just because ur 4 year old comp and ur 56k connection cant run the game fast, doesn't mean its steam fault. What would u rather do, Wait for 5 hours inline on fileplanet, or directly download content from one of steam 44 content servers.
by Scarface November 29, 2004
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steam boat willie

a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"
hey girl I'm so in love with you. lets get crazy and do a steam boat willie together!
by syko_ January 30, 2009
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steam roll

VERB: the act of taking a very heavy dumb-bell in the gym and rolling it into a over crowded area
dude! that guy just totally steam rolled that group of assholes with a 100lb dumbbell over by the bench press! I think one is seriously injured!! OH YEA! BROKEN ANKLE! YAAA!!
by joeis#1 October 16, 2010
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steam seam

1) The seam on any disposable paper coffee cup where boiling hot coffee will splash out of, scalding you and those nearby.

2) A product showcasing the putrified level to which the world has become environmentally friendly and has deemed styrofoam, the ubiquotous disposable coffee container of choice for eons, unfit for daily consumer consumption.

3) unbeknownst to the world, also a clandestine cruel joke of some sot-nosed college-grad at a paper product design firm who felt that this was his one chance to make a stand and pay the world back for the time when Penny Picollo publicly laughed and ridiculed him at elementary school recess when he uttered these words -that til' the day he dies, will ring through his ears every waking moment- "will you touch my cooter."
When I handed her the double-decaf soy latte, I didn't position the crack hole away from the steam seam and when she drank it, she got scalding coffee all over her cooter ! I laughed 'cause I hated that cum dumpster...
by grindingbassline December 3, 2004
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steam pile

created when a dump is taken in cool weather
when the plumbing was out during thanksgiving i was forced to make a steam pile in the back yard
by captain steamer November 30, 2013
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