Spude

/spood/

noun

A picture of Spiderman, preferably in the nude. Derives from the word nude.

Bob: "I met this 10/10 last night but she hasn't replied ever since I texted her asking for spudes"
Charles: "That's a damn shame, barely anyone seem to possess them anymore, goddamnit!"

by Pseuderman April 9, 2019

spludgercide

To commit suicide by releasing a "nutty slack" from your behind, before baking it with soy sauce for 20 mins at gas mark 6. once this is done, the baked log is pushing down the throat into the windpipe, and a cocktail umbrella is placed in the mouth before loss of conciousness

she committed spludgercide, it was a horrible death

by Bob January 7, 2004

smudge the prairie dog

the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...

I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!

by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009

smudgee

A term used to describe the type of shit that just takes ages to wipe cause it's smudged itself all over your arse, due to it not properly dropping completely, or just bad wiping in general.

Man that dump i had was a big smudgee - was in there wipin for ten minutes!

by Smudgee January 27, 2005

scudge

Gross stuff. Similar to guff, but more icky and gooey.

Ewww... you've got some scudge on your shoe. Don't walk on the carpet with that on!

by Drew_0123 June 11, 2006

Spadger

An abbreviation of Spastic Badger, an insult used to describe someone who is being a twat.

Can be shortened to Spadge

'I can't believe you lit your joint back to front you total Spadger'

'Why would you vote for brexit you fucking spadge?'

by theironic0 June 6, 2018

sludge-hammer

When a male is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. He then will pull out and bring his cock forward to the females face. The male partner then times his ejaculation and smacks the female in the face with his cock, while simultaniously blowing his load all over her face. (NOTE: This requires near PERFECT timing!)

I sludge-hammered her freaking face last time. She couldn't freaking see! & I think i gave her a black eye..

by Jeary Beary June 21, 2007