Shmeasty

Shmeasty is 10x as rare as shiestie and is very ultra rare. You only use this sparingly

Person one: gyatt Ohio sigma rizz

Person two: kys ur so shmeasty

by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023

Shmanso’ed

Someone who drinks way beyond his capacity and ends up in a different dimension than his friends. Usually results in vulgar language and ends with an apology the next morning.

Why did Johnny get knocked out last night? He got Shmanso’ed at the pregame and ended up calling a football player’s girlfriend a bitch at the bar.

by MacJonesStinks69 August 11, 2023

Shmeaglerump

A grotesque creature that hatches from an egg, and grows into a beautiful, squishable bean sprout of a human. The egg is found by ice fishermen, then shipped to china where it is processed, where it is then sent back to the United States. The egg is then placed in a Shmeaglerump store, where expecting mothers and fathers can purchase one and incubate it. It takes about 3 weeks to full incubate, and when it hatches it comes out screaming and crying for days. It then grows and matured like a normal child but is far more squishy and cute.

Oh Olivia? Yeah, she’s so squishy and cute because she’s a Shmeaglerump.

by BigSk33tDawg November 12, 2023

Shmeat

A guys ummmmm…

She looked at his shmeat

by Hhhvytvytv December 5, 2023

Shmeading

When your cold and your penis shrivels up.

Yo I’m Shmeading out here , barely poking through the zipper.

by John Simpington December 6, 2023

Sheananigans

Verb: The act of prolonging menial tasks in an effort to circumvent actual job duties; to not be a team player; a down right shit bag.

Shea spent all day just performing Sheananigans.

by Sheababy62 December 18, 2023

Shmanky

Having a good time.

Me and the homies were so Shmanky last night.

by ZaEnjoyer December 20, 2023