Spleautifud

A combination of splendid and beautiful

That tortoise is absolutely spleautifud.

by Why hello there jeff December 8, 2019

SplecBlec

SplecBlec is what you say when you get ketchup on your shirt or pants!

((First person)):”ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SplecBlec!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

((Second person)):”oh crap you betta clean dat up right now!!!!!!!

by Yaalllllllllsuckkkk January 4, 2020

Splenda Flip

The act of taking a half a tab of acid and one small dose of adderall

You trying to Splenda Flip tonight for Space Jesus? I'm pretty broke.

by A subphrenic Teletubby February 3, 2020

Splenunculism

A belief that one must have more than a single spleen. The largest group of splenunculists in general prefer a single accessory spleen.

“Have you heard about Gary joining that cult?”
“Yeah they practice splenunculism, he keeps asking for people to donate bits of their spleens to him, it’s really weird”

by ReferToMedics May 22, 2020

Splenunculasm

The overwhelming feeling of ecstasy associated with finding out you have a splenunculus (an extra spleen). Very similar in experience to a powerful orgasm.

Colette: “I feel amazing after that scan result”
Louise: “Did you just find out you have an extra spleen?”
Colette: “I’ve just had a splenunculasm! Have you got a spare pair of panties?”

by ReferToMedics May 29, 2020

spleenking

having sex but talking about problems while doing it

that hoe kept spleenking or man he was spleenking all night long

by king of spleenking June 18, 2020

splenda rhino

An older guy that tries to simp for really young women and doesn't have enough money to be a sugar daddy, so he tags all younger females in giveaways on social media.

Canadianjacs is almost 40 and tags all 18-20 year old females in giveaways. This dude is a splenda rhino.

by SimpHunter October 29, 2020