Navy Seals

American Special Forces. Due to them being American, all Americans think they're the best special forces unit in the world. Sadly for the yanks, this is not true.

Navy Seals: Woooooo, we're the best force in the world

S.A.S: No Your not =/

*Navy Seals Die From Fear Of S.A.S*

by Cooperrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 1, 2009

Navy seals!

Verb; To willingly charge a room filled with gunmen while firing at them with an assault rifle. Usually done in pairs where one player shouts, "NAVY SEALS!" and the other then replies back the same phrase and runs into a room firing randomly usually ending in one player dying.

-standing outside room-
Player One: "Dude, NAVY SEALS!"
Player Two: "NAVY SEALS!"
-charge-
Player Two Dies.

by Paradox91 July 23, 2009

Seal

1. A seal is basically a girl/guy (or even an item) that you can't have in the sense that she/he/it can never be yours.

Being a seal is relative since your seal probably hooks with people (who you probably hate for this fact) and is therefore not a seal to them.

This definition of seal comes from the person's likeness to the animal: the fact that they're so cute/hot/desirable that you want them but you also simultaneously want to club over the head (like with baby seals) because you can never have them.

2. Also, this can be used as a suffix or modifier to names to disguise the fact that you are talking about someone in the same room. Usually that person is a seal by the above definition as well before 'seal' is used to modify their name.

1.
Guy 1 (frustrated): "Man! There are so many seals in this bar tonight!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah I know... I just wanna club them over the head so no one else can have them..."

OR

Guy 1: "Who's that cute girl by the bar?"
Guy 2: " Hmm I don't know her name but she's definitely a baby seal."

***

2.
Elsa = Anagram Seal (because the name is an anagram of the word seal)

Stephanie = Stepha-Seal

by TwoPair July 6, 2009

poppin seals

1.openin a new beer, tilt, or drink

2.openin sumthin brand new and expensive

We gon be poppin seals all night at my place.

by Diesel, AKFA forever September 29, 2007

baby seal

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.

The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.

by Kafeithekeaton April 19, 2006

seal team 69

When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information

I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.

by Seal Team 69 March 13, 2018

Navy Sealed

A three point shot by an NBA star such as Brian Scalabrine that is very far away and wins the game.

Comes from a long range snipe like the one shot to Osama Bin Laden head and to seal the game.

Announcer: Derrick Rose dribbles the ball, dishes it to Scalabrine, he shoots
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Announcer: It is in! Scalabrine just Navy Sealed it!

by Kingofthenorth16 June 29, 2011