Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

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Land your plane

The semi polite way to tell someone to shut up when they are rambling on about nothing of interest to you.

Clay continued to talk even tho meghan wasn’t listening to him anymore really.

“You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.

by anonymous August 10, 2025

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Plane Karen

The worst,crappiest people ever

Plane Karen:AAAAAAAAAA
Security:Get off the plane

The other passengers*applause*

by Ahadi2011 September 21, 2025

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Rach from the plane

She is the best type of Rach you’ll ever encounter. Not only is she smart, beautiful, funny and charming - she is actually real. All the boys, especially Lil plane boi will fall for her. Get in quickly before Rach from the Plane is snapped up.

Wow, I can’t stop thinking about her, she must be a Rach from the plane

by JP4Lyf November 23, 2021

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Planes

A plane is a device used for airborne travel. In September 11, 2001, a horrible event happened which is now considered humorous because stupid iPad kids.

They will not forget me like I was hit by planes.

by TYNIKSO March 19, 2025

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