november 26

the day where you slap your friend that has the hair of timothy chalamet

me: hello

nigel: im gay and i love sucking cock how are you doing today
me: its november 26
nigel: ah shit man

by notmarcoiswear November 26, 2020

November 20

The day where you give your shortest friend your food.

Short 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍: Ughh I’m so hungry
Tall 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍: Sucks for you
Short 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍: It’s November 20th
Tall 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍: Awww Sh**

by OldBoogieJoe November 4, 2019

November 24

November 24 is day of accomplishment when you find out you have survived 24 days in no nut November and need 6 more days

It’s November 24 I have survived 24 days in no nut November 6 more to go

by Pokémon trainer October 16, 2019

November 28

My birthday

November 28 the day I was given birth too also the day I get money.

by Immasponge November 30, 2019

November 29

Hella thick bitches were born this day. If you were born on November 29 you’re hella thick

“Were you born on November 29 cause you’re hella thick”

by Onomatopoeiaiscool October 16, 2019

November 22

Make up day for November 2.
A day when the shortest friend in the group gets to slap their tallest friend.

Middle height friend: Oh no, you missed your chance on the second of November?!?

Shortest Friend: Yeah. :( I guess I just won’t get to slap them. :,(

Middle Friend: Well you do know that there is a makeup day on November 22 right?

by Sebasuchan November 3, 2019

November 13

November 13 is the best day of the year. The funniest and bravest Scorpios are born on this day. It is also Guy-ask-a-girl-out day; so boys go get that gal!

November 13 sometimes falls on Fridays.... so watch ya back

by BobRossRevived October 19, 2019