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Muskegon

A turd left on any seat in your car by a person who broke your window to get in. Not to be confused with a "twin lake" which is left by a person who got in WITHOUT breaking your window (because you left your car unlocked).
"That muskegon had a lot of corn in it."

"I found a muskegon in my impala so I'm getting new upholstery"
by beev_bove_biv January 19, 2021
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Muser

This is what a retarded kid with a lisp would say because he can't say MOTHER.
You muser fucker!
by Tu.Padre August 10, 2018
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Masker

Someone who is of an extreme Liberal point of view and who has elevated COVID-19 prevention or mitigation to the point of a religious persuasion as a measure of political correctness, like they have become a zealot and judge and shame others for their “lesser” measures and difference of opinion. A Masker uses COVID-19 prevention to make a display of their extreme Liberal persuasion and self-defined political correctness, especially for others to see. Reference COVIDIAN as a similar term.
“Look at those two MASKERS! They just yelled at that guy because he pulled his mask down in public to take a drink of coffee!” Or, “I wash my hands frequently and wear a mask, but I'm not going all MASKER and posting on social media about how we should be keeping the mask on in the car even while driving solo!" Or, "Dude! Why you going all MASKER on me just because I don't agree with your opinion on the 2nd Amendment!"
by Spanky1968 September 28, 2020
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loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.
Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket
by Pampowncake March 17, 2011
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musket

when a man shits in a womans mouth and then stuffs the shit with his dick. like a musket.
i gave her a musket and she choked to death
by alpinestar1989 July 20, 2008
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Muskrat

n,pl. (1) A large North American aquatic rodent, with a musky smell.
(2) Marricel watt
damn! thats ugly...oh wait its just marricel/a muskrat
by pigfucker November 23, 2003
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musket

An instrument given to immigrants before they are deported to Zimbabwe to defend themselves from giant rats.
"Because you are not from here, take this musket and go."
by E.Pinter February 26, 2005
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