Mitts

In hockey slang, your mitts are your gloves

Benedict: Bro your mitts are so sty
Jake: Thanks bro

by salsa 7 😡 June 2, 2024

Mott

A man from CSU in a sorority like organization that is very much sex based. Do not associate or sleep with them
They often have shaved heads or partake in hazing

Yeah I wouldn't party with him, he's a mott

by Drgoig February 25, 2024

motest

very little

The number of monkeys in this country is very motest.

by johntuckeř March 21, 2024

Mott Sseug

1: An automaton with an absurd hatred towards the ground

2: To absolutely thundercunt someone with enough force to send their ass through a wall

Rog: Dude if you don't shut the FUCK up I will Mott Sseug you through this wall!

Cadmus: Nuh uh

Rog: *Proceeds to Mott Sseug Cadmus through a wall*

by DaggerSquad December 21, 2024

Mattsplain

When a joke is repeated three or more times or overly emphasized because his audience is dim witted and slow on the take

I cumprehended your joke the first time you didn’t need to Mattsplain it to me

by Chodemode30 May 3, 2025

Mothsquito

A cross between a mosquito and moth

That mothsquito was big and scared me when it flew past me

by Tamkin cpa February 13, 2026

Mottagazzi Mud Strike

A legendary bathroom maneuver in which a man, struck with unfortunate timing, gets a boner while taking a dump and instinctively grabs it like the control stick of a bomber plane—mentally narrating the moment as he releases “payloads” into the porcelain blast zone. Usually followed by a moment of self-reflection about why the male brain works this way.

“I was minding my own business and suddenly my brain said ‘target acquired.’ Next thing you know—Mottagazzi Mud Strike.”

by nukelife March 5, 2026