Definitions by nukelife
Mottagazzi Mud Strike
A legendary bathroom maneuver in which a man, struck with unfortunate timing, gets a boner while taking a dump and instinctively grabs it like the control stick of a bomber plane—mentally narrating the moment as he releases “payloads” into the porcelain blast zone. Usually followed by a moment of self-reflection about why the male brain works this way.
“I was minding my own business and suddenly my brain said ‘target acquired.’ Next thing you know—Mottagazzi Mud Strike.”
Mottagazzi Mud Strike by nukelife March 5, 2026
Exelon-ed
The seemingly endless process of pushing for unrealistic & unattainable production goals while purposely ignoring all reality entirely with complete total disregard for all human condition. This is usually driven by bonus-motivated individuals that have never performed any actual mechanical work. These individuals typically retain company positions such as training coordinators, most commonly named James or Jason. Their leisure activities include, but are not limited to, pushing small and round shaped objects into their overly stretched rectums repeatedly until they reach sexual climax, eventually shouting in a detestable tone “Attention in the War Room for brief!”
"That contractor never saw the true horror that was in store for them when James & Jason Exelon-ed them"