moffo

Someone who can fuck anything and everything up completely.

you - "Hey, my monitor just blew up, the car won't start and the cat dropped dead. How did that happen?"

me - "It was Moffo."

by Reverend Fred May 5, 2008

honky mofo

white people whom are cool with black people.

dat a cool honky mofo.

by brad bolling May 10, 2006

MOFL-copter

To masturbate on the floor laughing while at the same time spinning.

That joke was so funny that I started to MOFL-copter the first time I heard it.

by PacDwarf April 12, 2011

mofungo

puerto rican dish(delicious). bold and sassy in demeanor. a real sultry and delicious presence. an eye teasing quality, tho more so in attitude.

I mean like damn son, dat bitch gots crazy mofungo, word up, my shits all sorts of wanting to tap dat...mmm, for real...mmm...like mmm...dass nice kid

by charles February 13, 2005

mofer

a small hairy critter. a hair ball. a tanned hide made into a pouch. fuzzy, yet cuddly. often found in the inane world of TUT.

I need a mofer that wont blow my cover.
I found a dead mofer on the road.
There is a lot of mofers runnin a muck.
Lets go mofer huntin.
TUT has the most mofers I have ever seen

by WristPin December 15, 2008

the moff

A childish "man" who snares young girls with promises of fruit flavored liquor. While The Moff undoubtedly uses this tactic for sexual gratification, he almost always fails in his delivery and the trollop becomes way too drunk. All but the lowliest sluts are horrified by The Moff, and the ones who do fall usually end up puking in a public venue.

"The Moff brought this troglodyte from Thurston over to the house, fed her watermelon vodka shots .... she puked on him and herself and even managed to get a few bystanders. Long live The Moff!"

by GrahmaGraham August 10, 2008

moficient

1.) that property displayed by a person lacking command of talent, situation, technique, or diction. 2.) cognitive of required actions or steps to be taken but lacking in the skills to successfully implement them. 3.) a rookie that knows the protocols but not the moves.

The student masseur provided a top notch massage in everything but the pressure. He was truly moficient.

by Renée Hankins March 20, 2006