R.M.L.P

Its a Word i invented so dont hate and say u did lol .... it means :
R.eal
M.en
L.ick
P.ussy

Yo do u believe in r.m.l.p and the meaning?

by KevinRod February 7, 2009

P.M.

A mission of getting a lot of pussy in a period of time.

Requirements: Being jacked, getting pussy

S- "Asad's aint getting no pussy"
Z- "Yeah, he should've stuck to the P.M."
T-"Yeah, fuck his shit"

by sK&zC February 8, 2010

M.F.P

Malicious Female Pig

"Bro, that lady at the DMV is such a M.F.P!"

by Evenor November 17, 2006

M.A.P

Stands for Muslim American Prince..... Usually a young Arab born into privilege that comes to America and feels the world is his.... He's stuck up, arrogant, disrespectful, sarcastic and yet everyone loves him!! He's one of the coolest guys you will ever meet!

He is care free, unlimited money supply and always up for a good times. Plus everyone thinks he’s gay and in denial. He drives a convertible, and valet parks it wherever he goes. Major restaurants know him by first name and the club bouncers are his brothers in arms where they know which VIP table to book for him. He will take you out to the finest restaurants, and pay generously.

Ryan: Whoa!! Habib has a Bugatti???

Rebbecca: Didn't you know he was a M.A.P???

Ryan: whats that??!!?

Rebbecca: A Muslim American Prince!!!!!

Ryan: oh? cool! So did you guys use to date??

Rebbecca: no.... he doesn't even know me....

Ryan: Sad

by ineedabettersn2 October 4, 2010

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman throws a wobbler at a guy for no reason other than the fact she has the painters in or is about to...

"She went crazy, I couldn't work it out ... then I did the math ... p.m.s.trionics, I guess."

by Freakstone October 9, 2007

P.M.M.

(perverted mexican man)

old (fairly old) mexican man who hints on girls half his age.

They are sometimes too drunk to even realize what they are doing, but most of the time they are just plain stupid and dont realize they have NO SHOT IN HELL with you.

If one would like to actually see a P.M.M, go to East Los Angeles and one is bound to see a P.M.M at any street corner.

If harassed by a P.M.M., curse him out, he is harmless, for the most part.

P.M.Ms usually ride in trucks or "rape" vans; they honk if they like what they see.

by iamironmanx33 August 13, 2010

C.M.N.P

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
_________________

Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*
Requiem: XD

by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004