lobsterback

a fuckin british, term used by colonists way back when to make fun of the britishes red coats

brit: hey u fuckin wanka!

american: fuck you u fuckin lobsterback!

by rearb jearb July 28, 2005

Cock Lobster

A lobster with cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster

by AmericanIdol101 February 17, 2008

lobsterdog

A strange animal that is rarely seen around Halloween. This animal always has a totally embarassed look about him/her.

I was in Petsmart the other day and saw a Lobsterdog

by petnut December 14, 2008

Lobstertaper

One who wears boxer shorts and sets holy buildings on fire

Phil: Watch out for that faggot. He's a lobstertaper

Kevin: Indeed

Phil: (Gunshots)

by Kevin Salad June 27, 2007

loobie lou

FREAKING AMAZING
The best thing/person around
Deffinetly not a weirdo
or a skank whore
but someone everyone adores


can also be used as a compliment
(see example)

Person:
Aww your such a loobie lou
You: aww id like to say the same
BUT YOUR JUST NOT THAT AMAZINGG

by muffinmanzzz January 20, 2009

Lobsteritus

A really bad sunburn that is so bad that it makes you "look like a lobster"

Girl: Aww, he's blushing!

Boy: No I'm not! I just have lobsteritus!

by ThatOnePerson1996_ July 25, 2010

Lobster Schwag

The white stuff left in a pot after boiling lobster claw and or tails.

Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.

by Benny123 September 18, 2012