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The Sir Lancelot

The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise
You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.
by E-Dagget February 6, 2007
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Lance

oh shit was that lance who just sacked payton manning
by her0vit September 8, 2007
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Lance

lance (lãns)
n.

A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.
"I almost sideswiped a Lance on my way home today, fucker was in my blindspot"
by Idna September 9, 2008
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lance armstrong

the american who rides bicycles better than the french.
Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.
by Nicolas Sarkozy September 30, 2007
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Lance Armstrong

A man who overcame testicular cancer and has won the Tour de France numerous times. He also has his own line of yellow wristbands that are nothing short of sweet.
Lance Armstrong will do more than you ever will and he has only one nut.
Imagine if he had two....
by Ryan Agee May 24, 2007
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lance corporal

A code name for a homosexual. The term was inspired by the 1986 film Heartbreak Ridge in which gunny Highway calls lance corporal Fragetti a Faggeti- a play on the term 'faggot' which is an offensive term for a homosexual. The term is generally used in a low profile conversation in a public place in which the speakers wouldn't want those around them to know what they are referring to. The term can also be used as an insult, and the recipient more than likely won't know the meaning of it so therefore can't deny or confirm whether or not they are indeed a lance corporal which gives the user an advantage.
Jerry: Hey Pete, look over there, I think that guys a lance corporal
Pete: Oh yes, he's a lance alright! crop top, short shorts, bent wrist and a trolley full of Vaseline!
by Phil Mi Groin May 1, 2019
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Lunch Box Lancers

A group of males who bat for the other team
Have heart brave knights for our French foes are not stout of heart and will not withstand our assault for they are a bunch of Lunch Box Lancers, taken from Richard III
by A Wright June 30, 2007
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