Lance

lance (lãns)
n.

A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.
"I almost sideswiped a Lance on my way home today, fucker was in my blindspot"

by Idna July 26, 2006
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