Kited

To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.

I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.

by I.Make.Words July 14, 2011

fork-knife

verb: to cut food using the side of your fork in lieu of a knife

"i had to fork-knife the shit out of my omelet to get a manageable bite."

by ThaDamage December 27, 2011

OMG he gots a knife

What a half retarded redneck from texas will say right before he gets stabbed with a pencil.

I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked left, i looked to the right and wham! it felt like a needle going in.

by OptionVBC July 3, 2009

knievel

(kah - nee - val) verb - 1. to try with reckless abandon; 2. to act audaciously; 3. to focus on the effect as opposed to the result.

1. Jimmy really knieveled that girl last night. It's no wonder he got her number.

2. Dominique knieveled when she did that flip on the dancefloor.

3. Joe knieveled a bit last night with that white jumpsuit...yeah, the girls loved it but he still rolled home alone.

by david engelman January 4, 2008

Knife

A stabby thingy in your kitchen or in your purse NO BITCH IT IS A SHARP FUCKING BLADE THAT CAN HURST PEOPLE SO PUT THE GUNS AWAY AND MEET 2016 AND GET A KNIFE.thank you have a nice day

Dumbass: did u see that stabby thingy that she cut me with.

Me: a knife

Dumbass: yah that

Me: walks away comes back "POOF" no more dumbass RIP

by Bluea123 December 19, 2016

tijuana knife fight

When two parties, preferably wasted on tequila and payote, tie their dominant wrists together (right wrist for right handed person) with a band of leather and proceed to fight to the death with 6 inch switchblade knifes. Some variants prefer to use broken tequila bottles.

Damn, last night I barely won that tijuana knife fight. That's the last time I go out with Juan.

by spokane_slasher November 14, 2010

knieveled

To wipe out or crash really hard (i.e. fly over the handle bars of a bicycle or motorcycle)

That guy totally kneiveled on that stunt.

by Roski January 28, 2005